My Dearest Hubby,
I am so sorry to break this kind of news to you like this, but it is easier for me to write about it rather than tell you in person and see the hurt in your eyes.
I am smitten with another. I am so sorry. I know how shocking this is to hear. You have been my only true love for many years. I never expected anything like this to ever happen to me, but it has. Please don’t blame me for this indiscretion. If you feel the need to blame anyone, then blame Marcia.
Marcia started all this by posting his picture on her site. The minute I laid eyes on him I knew I was doomed. Then Marcia further sealed my fate by telling me I could have one just like him for my very own. Mr. Plyer is the name he goes by. His body is firm and hard and he is oh so good. I am a weak person honey.
When you were gone on Sunday, he and I made something beautiful together. He was da bomb! I never knew it could be like that! I was positively glowing afterwards.
Let me end this by saying that although I know you are not normally into such things, I do believe the three of us could live together quite happily. I promise you will always come first, but you must understand that I cannot give him up.
Your loving wife,
Karen
Happy Plying!
Posted by Karen at March 28, 2006 06:02 PMToo funny! Love the humor of the whole thing.
Posted by: Carole at March 28, 2006 06:34 PMThis is a hoot!
Keep us posted if hubby goes with the threesome!
Posted by: Leah at March 28, 2006 07:16 PMMy goodness. I was getting all hot and bothered just ready your post.
Posted by: Maureen at March 28, 2006 07:17 PMOh Karen has been a bad bad girl! You crack me up though. And the yarn that you made in your steamy little affair is a love child indeed! Simply gorgeous.
Should your hubby not welcom the hard bodied wonder into your marriage with open arms I'm sure I can make room for Mr. Hardbody chez moi.
Posted by: amanda at March 28, 2006 08:00 PMwell....he can always twiddle
Posted by: gothknits at March 28, 2006 09:59 PMYou two really made some beautiful yarn and I bet there is more in your future. Cute post!
Posted by: wendy g at March 28, 2006 10:23 PMYou are too funny! I love the yarn!! I can understand why you fell for Mr Plyer! I want one too.
Posted by: Chris at March 28, 2006 11:01 PMOh Karen... Mr. Plyer indeed !.. so tell me, do we get to see how he moves?? I am in awe of the creation your love-boy made with you. pant pant, sigh sigh.. pictures of the process please.. (if they're not too intimate (*grins*)
YOU'RE A HOOT!!!! thanks for the belly laugh!
When I stop laughing, I'm going to forward this to my husband. I guess I should stop calling him "Mr. Plyer" just to avoid confusion, eh? You may have a Mr. Plyer, but I have THE Mr. Plyer!
Posted by: Marcia at March 28, 2006 11:52 PMHa! You are so funny! I have no idea what that thing is, other than I get that it must "ply," LOL! You have been busy ... So many things you've made that are still on my list [the felted clogs, shore thing...] OH - and so funny - I've got some purple la Gran - I had started a sweater for my neice when she was 7 ... she's 12 now, LOL - just don't try to frog it - it won't rip out! PITA darned yarn. But, I have about 5 balls of purple I don't know what to do with, lol. :) ttys! ~A.
Posted by: Alysia at March 29, 2006 12:43 AMOh Karen you are a hoot! This is hillarious.
Posted by: Becky at March 29, 2006 06:03 AMHow on earth did I miss this post! Way funny...........Did hubby understand your infidelity?
Posted by: christine at March 29, 2006 03:50 PMHilarious, Karen! Thanks for the laugh. ; )
I am literally blown away by your yarn! It's gorgeous!!!
Posted by: Nancy at March 30, 2006 06:59 PMPretty yarn, and great post!
Posted by: katie at March 31, 2006 02:44 PM